Printed on the bottom of Tesco Tiramisu dessert:
Do not turn upside down.
On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
On some Swanson frozen dinners:
Serving suggestions: Defrost.
On Sears hair dryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
On Marks and Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
On Boot's Children's Cough Medicine:
Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication.
On Nytol Sleep Aid:
Warning: May cause drowsiness.
On most brands of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
On a Japanese food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: Contains nuts.
On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
On a Swedish chain saw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.