Joke of the Day: Bizarre Package Warnings Part II

On the bottom of a cola bottle:
Do not open here

On a Harry Potter wizards broom:
This broom does not actually fly

On a box of aspirin:
Do not take if allergic to aspirin

On a bottle of laundry detergent:
Remove clothing before distributing in washing machine

On a toboggan:
Beware: Sledge may develop high speed under certain snow conditions

On a knife sharpener:
Caution: knives are sharp

On shin pads for cyclists:
Shin guards cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover

On a take away coffee cup:
Caution: Hot beverages are hot

On a muffin packet:
Remove wrapper, open mouth, insert muffin, eat

In a kettle instruction manual:
The appliance is switched on by setting the 'ON/OFF' button to the 'ON' position

On a ketchup bottle:
Instructions: Put on food

On a bottle of rum:
Open bottle before drinking

In a microwave oven manual:
Do not use for drying pets


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